Health Facts

Health is an important part of what Finkenisms are all about. If you aren't healthy then you are unhealthy and that's true for everyone. We have now chosen to publish some of our health information for the world to see. Clarification of myths surrounding Finkenism, Health Questions we get asked and much more.

Does Finkenism cause Cancer?

Boy I hope not! A lot of things cause cancer, especially in rats. Pepsi, Coke, Sugar, Nutrisystem, Oprah, Dr Phil, Meat, it might all cause cancer but no one knows. If Oprah causes cancer then I'm in deep trouble. Let me simply say, I invented Finkenism and I don't have cancer so I'm going to bet on NO, Finkenism does not cause cancer. Smoking does though, so don't smoke.

Can Finkenism help with Energy?

Sure it can. After a well balanced breakfast, plenty of sleep and 2-3 Energy Drinks, Finkenism can most certainly help with your energy level.

Will I live Longer because of Finkenism?

I remember the first time I was asked this question and the pressure that I felt as a Finkenismer to find out if people live longer because of Finkenism. How about we both agree to not talk about this. I'm still alive so I know that it can't kill you, and the opposite of death is life, so actually I can now say, Finkenism can help you live longer than dieing. Final answer.

Can I buy Finkenism in a capsule?

Maybe one day there will be a liquid capsule called Finkenism Capsules but for now, you can only get Finkenism via the internet. Again, we are 100% internet and until that changes or until there is a pill that encapsulates the internet, you cannot get a liquid capsule or any capsule of Finkenism. Great question!

My Question wasn't Answered, Now What?

Sounds like a personal problem. You are welcome to try and get a hold of me but if you can't, just ask someone else.